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If I won a million pounds on the lottery, my first purchases would be a top hat, a monocle, spats and a briefcase with a £ sign on the side of it.
Then I'd get some respect.
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If I won a million pounds on the lottery, my first purchases would be a top hat, a monocle, spats and a briefcase with a £ sign on the side of it.
Then I'd get some respect.
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- I'm Stephen Cree
- From York, North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
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No, no, no -- the British are so quaint! To get respect, you need a track suit, a lot of bling, and a gun. I am sure that is the correct formula, because that's what they do on MTV, and how could a media outlet that caters to mindless teenagers be wrong?
Posted by
Fat Sparrow |
11:05 PM
Thanks FS but I wouldn't be able to carry that off as 1) I have the legs of a twelve year old boy and would look a twat in a track suit 2) The only bling I could possibly afford would make my skin go green 3) Guns scare me
Posted by
Stephen Cree |
11:27 PM
Why dont you just splash out on leg implants?
Posted by
Me! |
10:50 AM
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