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Mourners

You rarely see mourners
in corners of saunas
they don’t hang in steam rooms
it’s not their domain

They’re weepy eyes wetty
and not at all sweaty
but really upsetty
kickin’ ass graveside’s
the name of their game

That’s where they do their best work
Coffin Boffins

Poetry. Excellent!

A poem by Sir Paul McCartney

I lay upon a grassy bank,
my hands were all a quiver.

I slowly undid her suspender belt,
and her leg fell in the river!

Congatulations; that one was definitely cringe-worthy. I usually don't get that cringing feeling up my spine unless I'm watching Ben Stiller movies.

Er, thanks. It wasn't meant to be cringe-worthy though.

No, no, no... Not YOURS. The one about the leg falling off.

Ah, right. I understand now. Thanks FS.

what's with not posting?

Good of you to ask, my good buddy. I'm hellishly busy at the moment. I'm toiling with my proper job for 60 hrs per week and now my sideline has got busy so I've loads of work and too few hours.

I wil get back to posting as soon as I'm able.

Cheers!!

And to you sir, I donate a Nobel prize.

Thank you. I accept!!!

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