Worzelees
It seems like years since I last posted. I've been so damn busy with stupid things like earning a living. There's little short-term prospect of the pace slowing down so I'll post when I can.
Anyhoops. To the subject in hand....
As a result of purchasing Worzel Gummidge DVDs, I am now able to speak fluent Worzelees.
This makes me trilingual as I can also speak English and bollocks.
Worzelees is remarkably easy to learn.
First, all words are spelt out in Worzelees and there is no punctuation to worry about.
To translate a word from English to Worzelees, spell out the word using standard alphabet letters but follow each letter with the syllable "wor". Each word in Worzelees ends with the syllable "dip".
By applying this, my name in Worzelees is "Essworteeworeeworpeeworhaitchworeeworennwordip".See?
Seewerohwerohwerellwerdip!
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